Hypothetical Question

You have a 11 year old kid and she says that the family shampoo is not good enough and wants to buy another brand. what do you do?

a. smack her silly: open palm or featherduster handle.... i like to switch it up... keep them on their toes

b. say 'ok, let's get into the car and get that fixed.' drive to the local barber and tell them to shave her bald and donate her hair to one of those charities that make wigs for cancer-ridden children

c. silly grandma, i dont have kids, and if i do they would not say that to me unless they end it with a sir/ma'am

d. say 'ok' which was the same answer to 'i want an ipod; my friends all have one.' and 'i want a cell phone; all my friends have one.' also the future answer to 'i've been on the earth for 16 years and 1 second. where's my car?'